My boyfriend thinks I need a new “hobby.” He thinks hunting monsters is too dangerous for a little delicate flower like me. My insurance company and growing collection of xrays agree. He suggested I take up knitting.
I told him that was an interesting idea. He got really excited. I think he was nervous how I’d react, like I’d blew up at him or something.
Knitting doesn’t sound so bad. Afterall, I bet those needles would make excellent weapons against a Flaargaak demon.